Oni | 31 | She/Her | A tired shipper and fic writer trying to avoid as much discourse as possible
Fandoms: Tales, Pokemon, Genshin, Twisted Wonderland, and random gacha games
The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like “valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience”
And people like “wtf why” looking out their hotel room window and there’s this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down
Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little “rrrrrr” like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they’re like “fuck it i don’t get paid nearly enough for this” and no ones using the pool today sorry!
This sounds scary, but then you remember that Mae has a 0/4 win-loss ratio and has been chased out of China, India, China again, and Japan with her tails figuratively between her legs
she’s just gonna get hospitalized with covid and cry about how she was totally gonna take over all of Asia this time for real definitely
“Going 0 for 4” is a pretty optimistic way to describe causing chaos and misery for like 3000 years across three different countries, every time achieving power and prestige until finally exposed, and three times getting away and doing it again. Even after they finally killed her Japan was plunged into a civil war.
Okay but consider: given the state of modern politics, would replacing our human rulers with a sadistic fox spirit actually make things worse?
